✦BIG RELIEF. ZERO DRAMA.
Pissink — PISS EASY.
LIVE FREE.
Your sink. Your aim. Your little yellow revolution.
Meet the funnel that makes taking a leak ridiculously simple. Less splash. Less fuss. More ahhh.
A better way to go. From $29.90.
THE UNDERGROUND
You're not weird. You're the majority nobody talks about
Peeing in the sink is the biggest secret club on Earth. Members don't make eye contact. They wait until the house is asleep. Talking about it feels like arranging a deal in a dark alley — or coming out to your parents
Informal polls, not clinical studies. The confessions keep coming anyway:
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
The masked legend shows you how
Funnel on the sink. Eyes on the target. Stream on point. Even a wanted man goes with total confidence.
THE SHORT VERSION
Ready. Aim. Relief.
Three steps. No instruction manual. You’ve got this.
Set it down
Place Pissink on your sink. Your new throne awaits.
Hit the target
Aim for the red bullseye. Make your inner marksman proud.
Give it a rinse
Rinse the funnel and sink. Walk away like a civilized legend.
FOR YOUR 3 AM SIDE QUEST
Lights out.
Aim on.
A little neon glow. A very obvious target. Find your way without turning the bathroom into a stadium.
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK GOODNESS
FOLDS LIKE A SOCK
Pack it.
Clip it. Go.
Flip the funnel inside out like a sock. It collapses into a flat yellow silicone circle, zips into a black mesh pouch and clips onto your bag or your belt loop
- 01
The hostel
Twelve beds. One toilet. A queue at 2 AM. The sink was always the answer
- 02
Basic training
The sink is your last line of defense before the showers. Quieter too
- 03
College
You fought for the stalls every single morning. Then the sink became your best friend
SMALL FUNNEL. BIG ENERGY.
Good for you. Better for everyone.
Less flush. More future.
Skip the toilet flush. A quick rinse keeps things fresh without the full tank.
Let the family sleep
No thunderous flush. Your wife and kids can stay in dreamland.
Save the toothbrush
Your morning mint shouldn’t come with a side of splash. Keep it on target.
Fresh sink. Fresh start.
Aim, rinse, done. Don’t leave last night’s business for tomorrow’s you.
ANSWER THE CALL OF NATURE
Wildly simple.
Simply free.
As easy, simple and accessible as walking naked in the forest and taking a leak without a single care in the world.
LET’S TALK ABOUT THE SINK IN THE ROOM
Come out of
the sink closet.
To everyone secretly peeing in the sink, terrified their wife or mom will uncover their terrible secret: it’s time to come out proudly. Pee in the sink like you’ve never peed before.
Leave the toilet splash club behind. Brushing your teeth with a souvenir from last night? Hard pass.
NO SHAME. JUST GOOD AIM.YOUR NEXT GREAT BATHROOM DECISION
Pick your pee-volution.
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The Original
01The dedicated Pissink funnel. All the freedom. None of the extra height.
- Dedicated funnel
- Red bullseye target
- Glow-in-the-dark finish
The High Ground
02The Pissink funnel + a step stool. For anyone who could use a little lift.
- Dedicated funnel
- Red bullseye target
- Glow-in-the-dark finish
- Step stool
Merchandise conceptThe Disguise
03Black beanie. Black eye mask. Pissink logos. A look worthy of our masked legend.
- Black knit beanie
- Black eye mask
- Pissink logo on both pieces
Merchandise conceptThe Pissinker
04The whole legend, in one set. Step up, suit up and make your mark.
- Pissink funnel
- Step stool
- Black Pissink beanie
- Black Pissink eye mask
FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE HUMOR.